confusedtree: (It’s pretty much just pizza, but in the future)
me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
Tonight before you fall asleep I’ll run my thumb across your cheek Cry ‘cause i’m here to wipe your eyes I know I made you feel this way You gotta breathe, we’ll be okay Cry ‘cause i’m here to wipe your eyes
extrafirmhold: There’s a really great moment that happens when you look at your brother, and you are hit with such a bolt of lightning: “hey! You’re not that bad looking!”. So you go up to them, hug them and say: “You know - you’re really not ugly, man. For a long time I thought you we’re so repulsive I could only ever imagine you as balding and living off my wealth. But right now, it is...
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Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never escape it alive anyway.